篇一：三年级英语笑话
三年级英语笑话
三年级英语笑话一：Halforfivetenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
三年级英语笑话二：Gettingsick
"You’re application says you left your last job because of sickness. Could you explain that please? "
"Certainly. My boss got sick of me."
三年级英语笑话三：Mixeddoubles
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’
篇二：三年级英语笑话带翻译
三年级英语笑话带翻译
三年级英语笑话带翻译一：
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人。
三年级英语笑话带翻译二：
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,‘Get the kid.’
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
三年级英语笑话带翻译三：
Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.
作者：你无法欣赏他，你从来没有自己写过书。
朋友：没写过，我也从来没有下过蛋，但是我却比这个国家的任何一只母鸡更擅长鉴定煎蛋卷。
篇三：小学三年级英语看图说话
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