篇一：英语手抄报内容
1． Honesty诚实A man went to an insurance office to have his life insured. The
manager of the office asked him how old his parents were when they died.
“Mother had a bad heart and died at the age of thirty. Father died of tuberculosis when he was thirty-five.”
“I am very sorry,”said the manager,“we cannot insure your life as your parents were not healthy.”
As the man was leaving the office, depressed, he met a clerk, who had overheard the conversation.
“You must not be so frank and tell the truth,”said the clerk,“no office will insure you if you speak like that. Use your imagination a little.”
The man went to another office and was shown into the manager's room.
“Well, young man, how old were your parents when they died?”
“Mother was ninety-three, and she died from a fall off her bicycle. Father was ninety-eight and he died while he was playing football.”
9.A Guide with Prejudice带偏见的导游
In 1861 the Civil War started in the United States between the Northern and the Southern states. The war continued with great bitterness until 1865,when the Northerners were victorious. However, even today, many Southerners have not forgotten their defeat, or forgiven the Northerners.
A few years ago, a party of American tourists were going round one of the battlefields of the Civil War with a guide who came from one of the Southern states. At each place, the guide told the tourists
stirring stories about how a few Southern soldiers had conqueredAt last, one of the tourists, a lady who came from the North, stopped the guide and said to him,“But surely the Northern army must
have won at least one victory in the Civil War?”
“Not as long as I'm the guide here, madam,”answered the Southern guide.
小学英语 经典爱情26个字
A-accept（接受）
“世上没有十全十美的人”。记着，你爱他，就必须接受他的一切，甚至他的缺点。 B-belief（信任）
不信任对方，经常以怀疑的口吻盘问对方，这种互相猜
忌的爱情就只有分手下场。 C-care（关心）
关心的程度正好表现你对对方的重视程度，间或打个电
话给对方关心地问候一句：“工作辛苦吗？”又或者传呼他：“天气凉了，记得多加点衣服”。这些关心未必有实
际用途，但起码能令对方暖在心头。
D-digest（理解）
我们不是圣人，总有情绪起伏的时候，若对方是“凸”的时候，你何不做“凹”去忍耐一下他，安慰一下他呢？
E-encouragement（激励）
夫妻之间互相欣赏，互相激励，尤其是在逆境和一些关键时刻，来自伴侣的激励的能量远比想象的要强的多。 F-freedom（自由）
纵然已婚，也应给予对方应有自由及保持秘密的权利。你的另一半不是你的终生奴隶，不要让他认为跟你结婚
就等于被困笼中。 G-give（付出）
爱情这样东西不一定是你付出“一”，便会收回“一”。但
不付出便一定没有收获。对你的爱人，应有如对自己一
样，毫无保留地付出，这才算得上真爱。 H-heart（心）
爱情最重要的道具是心，你必须真心对待，用心去爱。没有心，又怎称得上真心相爱？ I-independence（独立）
甜言蜜语的人会说：“我是为了你而生。”其实，每个人都有自己的生存意义，不应过分依赖对方，成为对方的沉重负担，甚至累赘。J-jealousy（妒忌）
适当的妒忌、呷醋能表示你对对方的重视，但切记是合情合理的呷醋；反之，毫不讲理，大发雷霆地呷醋，必惹反感。 K-kiss（吻）
一吻胜过千言万语，轻轻的一吻已能代表你惜他、爱护他，所以请不要吝啬你的红唇。 L-love（爱）
都说是爱情，没有爱又怎会有情呢？爱跟喜欢不同，爱一个人，你必定愿意为他做任何事，这是最高的境界。亲时不妨跟对方说句“我爱你”，担保比任何礼物来得甜蜜开心。 M-mature（成熟）
为什么一般人的初恋总会无声无色地惨败，因为年轻人都恋爱得较幼稚。况且，没有一个人会喜欢对方长年没头没脑地蹦蹦跳跳。人成熟一点，你的爱情变会早熟一点，直到开花结果。 N-natural（自然）
很多人初拍拖时都会把一切的缺点隐藏起来，变成另一个人。日子久了，缺点才一箩箩地出现，令对方吃不消。其实，不做作，流于自然的爱情才是细水长流的。 O-observe（观察）
经常细心观察爱侣的喜好，不但能更了解对方，更能给
他惊喜。那份心意必定比礼物来得珍贵。 P-protect（保护）
做男朋友的当然要保护女朋友，但做女朋友的亦要保护对方的尊严，不应容许别人中伤、侮辱你的另一半。 Q-quarter（宽大）
宽大是基本的要诀，对爱侣的错误，你应以宽大的态度原谅他，因为你是最爱他的人。R-receive（接收） 对于爱侣为你所做的，请不要表现得无动于衷，令他气馁。他付出，你便应以欣赏的态度去接受，这才能令感情更进一步。 S-share（分享）
若你爱他，就必能与他分享他的喜与哀，这是作为一个伴侣最简单的责任。 T-tender（温柔）
歌都有得唱《Love me tender》啦！爱人当然要温柔地爱，因为男人女人缺乏温柔都不可爱。 U-understand（明白）
不明白对方的想法，对方跟你说话，你永远只独自发呆，那就是一段缺乏沟通的爱情。多站在对方立场，将心比心地想，必定能更了解你的另一半。 V-veracity（诚实）
对爱情，必须一百倍的诚实，你也不想你的另一半是个“大话精”吧！时常互相欺骗的感情又怎能天长地久呢？
W-wait（等待）
等待是维系一段感情的基本元素。最重要的是你要与他同步成长，这样，等待虽是痛苦的，也是幸福的。 X-“X”（乘法符号） 把你对他的爱每天以倍数地乘上去，爱情自然变成无限大，爱情走也走不掉。 Y-yearn（想念） 工作或不在一起时，不妨多想念对方，
间或致电或传呼他说句“我很挂念你”必能令对方甜在心头，更起劲地工作。
Z-zest（热情） 像小龙女般虽然貌若天仙，却冷若冰霜的情人，除了杨过，相信都没有人愿意跟她一生一世。所以，做爱侣的，适当的热情能增添不少乐趣，但切忌过分热情。
趣味英语绕口令 十只母鸡
1. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
2. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。
3.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
4. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
5. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。
6. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。
7. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上
有一个大裂口
。小学英语绕口令 One, two, three, four,
One, two, three, four,mary at the cottage door,Five, six, seven, eight,Eating cherries off a plate.2.There was a young man from Leeds,Who swallowed a packet of seeds.Within just an hour,His nose was a flower,
And his head was a riot of weeds.3.I like honey all my life,I paste them on my knife,They are always very stiff,It is hard to take them off.4.There was a young man from Quebec,who wrapped both his legs round his neck,But then he forgotHow to undo the knot,
And now he is an absolute wreak! 5.Peter, peter, pumpkin-eater,
put her into a pumpkin shellThere he kept her very well!6.The fair breeze blew,the white foam flew;the furrow followed free,we were the first to burst—into the silent sea.
7.she stood at the bridge at the midnight,her lips were all aquiver;
she gave a cough, her leg fell off,and floated down the river!8.Jack and Jill went up the hill,to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,And jill came tumbling after.
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw
in the flue。
一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”就这样，它们就飞越
了烟道里的一条裂纹。
A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, “Is it harder to toot or to
tutor two tooters to toot?”
一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：“吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难
呢？”
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统
咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！
How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop
could drop dew?
如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多
少露水呢？
slowly-swimming snake in a lake。
湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢
游动的蛇。
A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump
stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk。
一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩
又认为臭鼬发臭。
篇二：英语手抄报内容
English Humor英语笑话
1 Bring Papa
Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.
Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.
【译文】带爸爸
老师:本次考试,你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等,就像你们平常做作业一样。 弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸带来了。
2 Cat and crab
One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"
【译文】猫和螃蟹
一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并对它说：“小样儿，你上了网我就不认识你了？！”
English Essay英文美文欣赏
Do you like autumn 你喜欢秋天么？
I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什么时候，你轻轻地落在我鲜红的毛衣上，你把我也当成一朵花了吗?
Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their luster. Oh, I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes. 金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在为谁而翩翩起舞呢?花儿没有了笑容，青草失去了光泽。哦，我明白了，你是在为园子里那眨着眼睛的小雏菊。
Golden butterflies, you are willing to pay my friend? Come! Flew into my books, accompanied by bright, I walked into the classroom金色的蝴蝶，你愿意和我交朋友吗?来吧!飞进我的课本，伴着我走进明亮的教室 。
Fall to, chrysanthemum opened. There are red, yellow, with purple, and white, very beautiful! 秋天到了，菊花开了。有红的，有黄的，有紫的，还有白的，美丽极了!
Do you like autumn? 你喜欢秋天吗？
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My Hobbies
I have many hobbies, such as reading, skating, and watching TV. But reading is my favorite hobby. I like reading for three reasons. First of all, books introduce me to a new world, which is colorful and with no time and space limit,.Through reading, I can trace back to ancient Egypt, the cradle of human civilization. It can bring myself to the United states, a glamorous land I have been longing to visit. Secondly, reading can improve myself by showing me a new horizon. In the past years, most of my knowledge has been obtained from books. I have learned from many people by reading about their ideas on science, politics, life and society. Thirdly, reading bridges the gap between my dream and my goal. In order to succeed in my career in the future, I must keep reading, thinking and practicing. Reading has become part of my life. I love reading,
我的爱好????
我有许多爱好，譬如：读书、滑冰、看电视，读书是我最喜欢的。我喜爱读书有三个原因：首先，书籍带我进入一个新世界，这个世界五颜六色没有时空限制。通过读书，我可以追溯到占代埃及——这个人类文明的摇篮。书能把我带到美国，那个我一直想去游览的充满魅力的地方。其次，读书能够在我面前展现新的空间，使我完美。在过去的几年中，我的大多数知识都是通过书本获得的。通过阅读，我向许多人学习了他们在科学、政治、生活和社会等方面的思想。再次，读书在我的梦想和目标之间架起厂一座桥梁。为了在将来的工作生涯中获得成功，我必须要坚持读书、思维和实践。读书已经成为我生活的一部分，我爱读书。
My Family
I have a happy family, my father and my mother and I. My father is tall. He likes to wear a suit, and he is the most handsome in my mind. Father is very good-hearted. he not only love me very much, but also like other children in our corridor.
Mother is thin, white hair long. She is not only my mother, or my bosom friend。 She is not only my mother but also my bosom friend! We love each other and also call each other our nicknames. She likes watching Beijing Opera at free time. She says it’s good for her to keep young and it can make her relaxed. I am a student in primary school. I study very hard and I am sure that a good performance in school is the best return for my parents,
My families are always doing what is best for me.They are always on my side.I love each person in my family. I love my sweet warm home.
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我的家庭
我有一个幸福的家庭，爸爸，妈妈和我。我爸爸很高，他喜欢穿西装，在我心里，他是最帅的。爸爸心肠很好，不仅非常爱我，而且也喜欢楼道里的其他小朋友。 妈妈瘦瘦白白的，有一头长头发。她不仅是我的妈妈，更是我的知心好友。我们很爱彼此而且喜欢叫对方的外号。她空闲时候喜欢看京剧。她说看京剧是一种能让她保持年轻放松心情的好方法。
我是个小学生。我学习非常努力，而且我相信，好的成绩是对父母最好的回报。 我的家庭总是一切为我最好。他们总是在我身边。我爱我家里的每一个人。我爱我甜蜜的家。
英文名言警句
1. All things in their being are good for something. 天生我才必有用。
2. Every journey of a thousand miles begins with one step 千里之行，始于足
下。
3. Failure is the mother of success. 失败是成功之母。
4. While there is life there is hope. 一息若存，希望不灭。
5. Energy and persistence conquer all things. 能量加毅力可以征服一切。
6. A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。
7. Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。
8. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只会用功不玩耍，聪明孩子也
变傻。
9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一天一苹果，不用请医生。 ??
10. Constant dripping wears away a stone. 水滴石穿，绳锯木断。
11. Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. ??不要自找麻烦。 ??
12. He laughs best who laughs last. 谁笑到最后，谁笑得最好。 ??
13. Keep good men company and you shall be of the number. 近朱者赤，近墨
者黑。 ??
14. Many heads are better than one. 三个臭皮匠，赛过诸葛亮。
15. Man proposes, God disposes. 谋事在人，成事在天。 ??
16. Lost time is never found again. 岁月既往，一去不回。
17. It never leave that until tomorrow , which you can do today .今日事今日毕。
18. never rains but it pours. 不鸣则已，一鸣惊人。
19. Do not have too many irons in the fire. 贪多嚼不烂。
20. One is never too old to learn. 活到老，学到老。??
??I was born in a happy family, there is a strict father and gentle mother, my family is full of warmth and happiness.
I'm lucky god let me in such a good family growth. Now I want to say, I 3
love my mom and Dad, I love this home.
我出世在一个幸福的家庭，有一个严厉的爸爸和温柔的妈妈，我的家庭充满了温暖和幸福。
我很幸运上帝让我在这么好的家庭成长。现在我想说，我爱我妈妈和爸爸，我很爱这个家
My family
My family has 3 people, my father and my mother and I, my father 35years old, mother 35 years old, my 12 year old of. daddy has alsoliked drinking tea and watching the television, mother also likeswatching the television, but also has studies, I like reading andplaying the computer.
I love my family.
我家有3口人,爸爸妈妈和我，爸爸35岁，妈妈也35岁了，我12岁了．爸爸喜欢喝茶和看电视，妈妈也喜欢看电视，还有读书，我喜欢看书和玩电脑． 我爱我家．
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篇三：我爱上海
生在上海，住在上海，成长在上海。我是一个小小的过客，在这个城市里游走，看着这个城市的春末夏初，体会着她的阴晴冷暖，然后闻到空气里散发着得丝丝清香??——题记许多外地的游客到上海旅游，都会感叹上海的高楼林立，感慨这个城市的高速发展，都会赞叹上海独特的城市文化，也都会不约而同的说上海人“精明”。我爱上海，也像他们一样爱着上海的建筑，但不同的是，他们爱的是高楼，密密麻麻排列的高层建筑，也许这确实是一种值得自豪的东西。但我更爱上海的低层建筑——石库门。外婆家是老式的石库门房子。小时候喜欢去外婆家，喜欢穿过长长的弄堂，看一户户紧挨着的人家，然后站在低矮的石阶上，敲黑色木门上的铜制的狮子门扣，黑色的木门给人复古的感觉，又不乏庄重。印象中的天井总是带着潮气，湿漉漉的地上似乎还泛有青苔。一栋房子是几家人合住的，常常可以看见邻居笑盈盈的面庞，亲切质朴的问候："来啦？"这是一种百姓邻里的和睦和随意。我喜欢这种生活，或者说，这才是生活，真实，亲切。踩在石制的楼梯上，可以听到自己的脚步声，沉着，稳健。可以很随意，很自由，无所拘束。趴在老虎窗上可以看到天空，白云，离我很近，可以看到修家电的小贩奔东家，串西家，很有趣。高楼大厦或许会给人成就感，但钢筋水泥永远给不了人温度，而石库门离地平线很近，很温暖，很踏实。石库门的建筑是因为历史原因而保留下来的，租界的建立让这种最早的西方建筑风格融入中国的土地。这应该算是最早的中西合璧了吧。这种风格不单单是建筑风格，也是上海这座城市的城市精神。石库门的生活，自然，亲切。上海这个地方最贴近人们生活的应该就是石库门了，在这里可以感受到百姓的生活情趣，一种人文的感觉，一种真真实实的生活。吸引我的，不仅仅是建筑本身，更重要的，是石库门传递的一种文化，一种百姓生活的精髓。我爱上海的另一个原因，是上海的独特的海派文化。海派文化给人的感觉是：精细。记得上次去北京，印象最深的是那边的小吃，北京人吃菜喜欢放很多蒜泥，他们的炒黄瓜，不是把黄瓜切片的，而是把黄瓜切成大块大块的，放上一大堆蒜泥和辣椒；他们的饺子比上海的馒头还大。给我的感觉是，粗；相对而言的，上海的小吃就显得精细多了。什么都追求精细。特别是中秋送月饼的时候，包装往往比月饼做得还精细。这也许是上海人素来爱体面的关系吧。记得今年的春节晚会，上海独创开了一个海派春节晚会，比起央视的，我当然更爱上海的，很对胃口，非常精致，很有南方人的特色。这应该就是海派文化吧。我喜欢这种文化，精致中显出地方特色，传统，不张扬，却时不时给人一些惊喜，有小家碧玉的感觉。说到上海人，很多人的第一反应是，“精明”。确实，上海人是精明。这种精明在一定程度上已经形成了一种逻辑。很多人认为这是一种很差的口碑，但我却觉得，从另一个角度看，这正是上海人的智慧，他们善于用最便捷的办法使自己获得最大的益处。就拿讨价还价来说，上海人在自己的观念里形成价值观，他们以自己的标准对事物进行估价，这是一种思维的展现。讨价还价也是一种人与人的沟通，双方达成协议各取所利，从而上海人在这个过程中也积累经验更准确地了解事物的价值。这何尝不是一种智慧逻辑呢？从这个层面上说，上海人是善于从日常生活中学会调节心中那杆秤的。精明也许是聪明的另一种形式。我爱上海，爱这个城市的每一寸土地，爱这个城市的街头巷尾，爱这个城市的过往人群，爱以一个过路人的身份看街道，看马路，然后看到这个城市的可爱，然后发现这座城市给我的归属感，然后深深的爱她。
《我爱上海英语手抄报》出自：百味书屋
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