篇一：句子吧最新短文
选句子完成短文
1）
is milk the best way t get calcium(钙)？ a new report says it may not be.“drink your milk. it’s good for you!”1.________ and the calcium is a necessarynutrient （营养物）for keeping bones and teeth healthy and strong. 2._______ theysay students should drink one cup of fat-free or low-fat milk at each meal.is high in sugar, high in fat and high in animal protein(蛋白质)。4. _________ the
pcrm says there are better and healthier ways to get calcium such as eating beans,broccoli, cereals and tofu.5. _______
of course, calcium is important for healthy bones and teeth, but there are otherthings that affect your bone strength, such as genes (基因)。
a. orange juice and soymilk also supply the nutrient.
b. the us government even requires milk as part of the national school lunchprogram.
c. all of these things have negative effects on health.
d. you’ve probably heard that many times, and it’s true. milk contains calcium.e. last thursday, however, a group of doctors asked the government to remove (删除)milk from the lunch program.
2）
shopping malls are popular places for americans to go to . some people spend somuch time at malls that they are called “mall rats”.
1.________ they feel safe because malls have police stations or private securityguards (私人保安)。2._________ the newest malls have beautiful rest areas withwaterfalls and green trees.
3.________ more malls were built around the country. people love doing alltheir shopping in one place. 4. __________ they shop, of course, and they also eat in
food courts that have food from all over the world. they see movies at theaters. some
people even get their daily exercise by doing the new sport of “mall walking”. 5.
_________ at some malls, people can see a doctor or a dentist. in other words, people
can do almost everything at malls.
a. now people can do many things at malls.
b. the first indoor mall in the us was built in 1965 in edina minnesota.c. others go to malls to meet friends.
d. people like malls for many reasons.
e. parking is usually free.
on a winter afternoon , a friend and i were throwing stones onto the roof of an old
lady’s house from her backyard. 1.________ the stone headed straight not for the
roof but for a small window in the old lady’s back wall. when hearing the sound of
fractured (破裂的)glass, we knew we were in trouble and ran away fast.
2. ______ however, a few days later, i started to feel sorry for her. she stillgreeted me with a smile each day when i gave her the paper, but i was no longer
3._______ i put the money in an envelope with a note explaining that i was sorryfor breaking her window and hoped that the seven dollars would cover the cost for
repairing it.
i waited until it was dark. i went to the old lady’s house secretly, and put the
envelope through the letter slot (信箱口)in her door.
the next day, i gave the old lady her paper and was able to return the warm smilethat i was receiving from her. she thanked me for the paper and gave me a bag of
cookies she had made herself. 4.___________
after several cookies, i felt an envelope and pulled it out of the bag. when iopened the envelope, i was shocked. inside were the seven dollars and a short note
that said, “i’m proud of you.”
a. i found a smooth stone and threw it out .
b. it’s so interesting, so we collected many stones for throwing.
c. i thanked her and ate the cookies as i continued to deliver the papers.d. i decided to save my paper delivery money, and in three weeks i had weeks i had
seven dollars
e. i was too worried about getting caught(被抓住)to care about the old lady with the
broken window in winter.
having a pen pal is fun and can be a great way to develop and practice writingskills. but most people have trouble knowing what to write to their pen pal. 1. ___
share your information. break the ice by telling your pen pal a little aboutyourself. 2. ____ write about what you like to do or what’s on your mind that day.
sharing your information will encourage your pen pal to share his information with
you. 3. ____
ask questions. write questions for your pen pal to answer in his next e-mail. 4.
____ make your questions into the e-mail by telling him something you like to do
and then asking if he’s ever tried it.
ask for advice. you may share a situation (处境) with your situation. 5. _____
also, discussing real-world questions will further develop your friendship. a. start with your name , age and job.
b. this will help you get to know her and probably get you a faster answer.c. you don’t have to take all his advice, but it will give you something about his
opinions.
d. luckily, here are some ways to get to know a pen pal.
e. and this will begin to develop your friendship.
5)a big tree grew in a forest. it was full of leaves and fruits.
many birds came to the tree to eat the fruits.one day a hunter came there to catchbirds. he spread (张开) a net under the tree and put some food on the net. 1.______a large number of doves (鸽)came flying from far away. seeing the food lyingon the ground they circled over the place. the crow shouted to them, “oh birds!don’t try to eat the food below! a bird –catcher has spread a net to catch you!”
2.____
they all came down to eat the food.
their legs were caught in the net, and they started crying. the leader of thedoves said, “don’t be so sad, friends. 3.______ if all of us rise from the ground at the
catch us!”
“oh yes, yes!” shouted the other doves. 4. _________
the doves had a mouse friend. 5.____ the mouse did so, the net came to bits,and all the doves escaped.
a. then he was angry that a crow was flying over his head.
b. let’s all fly up into the air with the net.
c. they called him and asked him to gnaw (咬)at the net.
d. a crow saw him doing this.
e. hearing the words, all the doves were excited to fly down into the net. f. after a while the doves landed safely at a far-off place.
g. but the doves were hungry and did not listen to the crow.篇二：作文句子英语作文：
全国卷高考作文字数为100左右，一般分三段: 也要运用总分总结构，总共7-8个句子就行，切忌太长。 写作五部曲：
1. 审：认真审题，把握主题
2. 抓：抓住要点，勾勒大纲
3. 扩：紧扣要点，扩展成文
4. 连：添加过渡，确保连贯
5 . 查：查漏补缺，修饰文章
书信类写作注意的问题：也请孩子们背上这些用的句子吧（至少每部分背下一句 ）开门见山表目的
应聘类开头
2. i’m writing to tell you i’d like to work as a volunteer at ?
3. i’m writing to apply for the job as?.
帮忙解决问题类开头：
i’m sorry to hear that you are having trouble with sth/in doing sth. don’t worry. i’d like to help you out. here are some suggestions for you.
q其它开头：
i’m happy that you will give us a lecture about? next week and we are so expecting it
.i’m so happy to hear from you. now i’d like to introduce myself.（自我介绍）how is everything going（with you） ? 你一切都好吗？
要点要全面
应聘类结尾常用句
1. i would be grateful if you could consider my application/ i would be grateful if you ?.
=i would appreciate if you could consider my application. / i would be grateful if you could ?..
2.i’m looking forward to your reply soon.
过渡自然
4. first，? .second，most importantly? .besides, ?. therefore/ in a word?
5. 另起话题：to be honest,? as a matter of fact,?.,by the way, ?结尾总结，照应开头
建议类结尾
7.in a word, i hope my suggestions can be helpful to you. i’m looking forward to seeing you getting better soon.
8.there is no doubt that everybody should do their part in protecting the environment.
毫无疑问，每个人都应该为保护环境尽一己之力
7. to be honest, volunteering can produce us a good opportunity to learn how to get on with others, which surely will
be of great help to our development.
说实话做志愿者能为我们提供一个学会与他人相处的机会，这肯定对我们个人的发展很有益处。
9.obviously, the internet is 很显然网络在我们生活中起着重要作用
10.at interests me most is to do shopping online, which can really help me save a lot of time
. 使我最感兴趣的是网购，这能帮我节约很多时间和钱
11. is of great importance /value to the development of one l.
事实上，多花时间读书对于个人的发展很重要/很有价值。
12. as a matter of fact/ obviously, extensive reading / reading widely plays an important role/part in children’s
development. 事实上/很明显，广泛阅读在孩子们的发展方面起着重要的作用。再分类背些句子吧
一． 我喜欢? 1. i like taking sportsbecause it is good for my health., which can make me more energetic.
2.i enjoy listening to music because it can make me relaxed and happy.
3.i’m fond of collecting stamps ,which helps me learn a lot.
4.i’m interested in reading because i can benefit a lot from it /it can eich
my knowledge.
5. i have a passion for music which always can calm me down every time i am restless / unsettled.
我酷爱音乐，每当我心绪不宁的时候，它总能是我平静下来。
1.you should improve your english by practicing speaking more.
2.you’d better do a lot of reading in order to improve your english/ if you want to improve your english.
3. it is very important/necessary/helpful to take exercise every day.
4. it is a good idea to turn to our teacher for some advice on how to improve our english.
5. taking sports every day does great good to you /can benefit you a lot.
三. 表达个人观点
1. i think/believe/ am convinced that we can get a lot of useful information quickly by getting online.
2.in my opinion, it is good/helpful/ of great help for us to answer questions actively in class.
3.personally(speaking)/ as far as i’m concerned, we’d better follow the teacher’s advice about english study.
四.表示感谢
1.thank you for helping me so much./thanks for your help.
2.thanks to your help, i have made great progress in learning english.
3. .i’m thankful / grateful to get so much help from you, which surely can encourage me to make every effort to he 五很高兴?
1. i’m glad /happyto see you have got rid of your problem.
to know you are going to visit /pay a visit to our school.
2.i’m happy that you will give us a lecture about? next week and we are so expecting it.
六.希望?
1.we are expecting/hoping to see you again.
七. 如果你想?, 就请?.
2.if you hope to do well in your schoolwork, it is of great importance to form a good habit of living and studying, which can even have a great/good effect on your future development.
3.if you are interested in my plan, please call me back as soon as possible/when /if convenient.
八.正如?.
2.as is known to everybody, every coin has its two sides. on the one hand,?. on the other hand,?
3. it is known to everybody that ?
九.陈述写信目的
1 to tell you about?
to apply for the job as a babysitter/ the position as ?
to apply to volunteer in your center as ?
to tell you that i’m interested in the position/the job you advertised in the
篇二：幽默句子吧
篇一：最幽默的句子,令人喷饭了。
成功当个幽默风趣的人
1.子曰打架用砖乎，专往脸上乎，乎不着再乎，乎死为止矣，乎乎
2.待人本应该宽容她,爱护她,包涵她,忍她,护她,让她,依着她.............然后,找准机会整死她.
3这个世界,我只相信两个人,一个是我,另一个不是你.
4书到用时方恨少,钱到月底不够花.
5床前明月光,洗澡被曝光.
6孔子曰“中午不睡，下午崩溃”孟子曰“孔子说的对” 七、子曰“打架用砖乎，照脸乎，不宜乱乎，既然乎，岂可一人独乎，有朋一齐乎，不亦乐乎，乎不着再乎，乎着往死里乎，不乎则矣，一乎死人，乎死拉倒之，乎乎。
7我佛慈悲,用菜刀乎之,少痛乎,减轻痛楚乃我佛慈悲是也.
8我这个人从来不记仇,一般有仇我当场就报了.
9你现在骂我,那是因为你还不了解我,等你了解我后,你就会有打我的冲动了
11爷爷告诉我这世界上最触动人心的不是我爱你三个字,而是你的肿瘤是良性的.
12你说.....你喜欢我,其实...一开始...我也.....哎,直接跟你说了吧,其实我也挺喜欢....我自己的.
13正所谓一失足成大瘸子,再回首又闪了腰.悲哉,壮哉.
14你以为我会眼睁睁的看着你去送死吗?不...不会的.....我会闭上眼睛的.阿门15黑夜给了你黑色的眼睛,你却用它来翻什么白眼,.
16我有两个消息要告诉你，一个是好消息一个坏消息，坏消息就是我今天没有想你噢，好消息就是刚才那个坏消息是假的。
17.你五毛我五毛,咱俩就能一块了,你六毛我六毛咱俩就能一块2了,你七毛我七毛,咱俩就能 抱着一块死了.......
18自从吃了这阿斯匹林之后,感冒好了,腰不酸了,腿不痛了,人也精神了,一口气蹦五楼没问题,一片顶五片.
19两只老虎两只老虎,谈恋爱谈恋爱,两只都是公的两只都是公的.真变态真变态. 20小白兔白又白,两只耳朵拎起来,割完动脉割静脉,一动不动真可爱.
21从现在开始,你说的任何事都与我无关了,要是你非要与我有关,那就关我屁事好了. 22你知道猪为啥会那么笨吗?不知道.......恭喜你,答对了,因为猪也不知道这个问题.嘻嘻.
23一般情况下,像我这样非一般的人在一般条件下,是不会为了一般的小事在一般的场合下跟你这样的一般人在这一般时间下一般见识的.
24兄弟如手足,女人如衣服,谁敢动我的兄弟,我就扒了他的衣服.
25不要以为骑着白马的男人就是你的王子了,他还可能是唐僧啊;不要以为带着翅膀的女人就是你的天使了,她还可能是鸟人啊.
26俗话说“八月不知肉味”有诗曰“朱门酒肉臭，路有饿死骨”亦有古人云“呜呼，大批天下饥士俱欢颜，吾人独破受饿死亦足”吾曰“问世间肉为何物？直教我想吃没得吃”?你看你看，连在墙上飞来飞去的小强顿时我都觉得好它有肉感了
27等我发工资了,我要去剪一个其丑无比的发型,希望能把我那和谐的脸衬托的再帅一点,以抚平我多年一直在变丑,但从未被超越的创伤.
28等我有钱了,我就带你去买两个棒棒糖,一个我吃给你看,另一个就..........你看着我吃哈.
29斗转星移,万物乾坤,太极生两仪,两仪生四象,四象生八卦,日观天象,我掐指一算,咳
咳.......我今天想你了,
30,有一种东东，想不去在乎它，却会愈演愈烈。有一种东东，想不让它发生，却早已无法改变。有一种东东，明知是煎熬，却想躲也躲不开。有一种东东，明知是杯具，痛苦却早已收不回。那种东东?我们叫它为“感冒”。
31.请不要再期待这个世界会有白马王子的降临了·，随便找个驴凑合着也就算了，世界那么小，不要到时连秃驴都被人抢光了，那就只剩下一堆骡子了，到时连后悔都来不及了 32鲁智深撸自身撸至深处鲁自呻,林黛玉淋怠浴淋待浴来林待日.
33.大家好,现在是自我介绍,本人长得很爱国,自小喜欢吃核桃,所以欠拍,头像篮球那么圆,所以欠扁.从小爱好骑自行车,所以欠踹,一句话,出门看见最不顺眼的那个就是我了,你爱怎么动手就怎么动手吧.
33.你知道么?自从我看见你第一眼的时候,我就被你那朴朔迷离的眼神所迷倒了,还有你那性感的小嘴唇,飘逸的秀发已经深深把我吸引住了,我现在已经无法自拔了,如果可以,你愿意听我说出我那内心深处的那几个字吗?那就是对不起.发错了
篇二：很搞笑的句子(爆笑)
1、 如果全是老姜，将是一个何等辛辣的社会。
2、 朋友有的像真币，有的像假币，可惜我不是验钞机。
3、 “帅”有个屁用? 搞不好还不是被卒子给吃掉。
4、 顾客是上帝，但现在的商家对顾客服务态度如此恶劣，看来他们是信佛?? 5、 人生最大的悲哀是青春不在,青春痘却还在。
6、 避孕的效果：不成功，便成“人”。
8、 我的简历，不知道就“百度知道”啊。 9、不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
10、我5分钟后到，如果没到，请再读一遍此短信??
11、人人都说我丑，其实我只是美得不明显。
12、我年轻，需要你指点，但不需要你指指点点。
13、我曾经和一个人无数次擦肩而过，衣服都擦破了，也没擦出火花。
14、你说吧，你是想死呢还是不想活了？
15、这么不要脸，这么没心没肺，你的体重应该会很轻吧。
16、有心娶妻，无心恋爱。
17、宁愿胖得精致，也不愿瘦得雷同。
18、明骚躲易，暗贱难防。
19、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
20、为什么人的眼睛是长在前面的呢？因为人是向前看滴！
21、我不喜欢整理房间，他们都叫我乱室英雄。
22、我喜欢交朋友，尤其是女朋友。
23、你说你会等我回来，你确实等了，还找了一个人一起等。
24、人的一生就象在拉屎，有时你已经很努力了可出来的只是一个屁.。 25、生活嘛，就是生下来，活下去~~
27、丑也要谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是讲故事。 28、七岁的小男孩是地球上最可怕的生物，他们有好奇心、行动力、破坏力以及《未成年人保护法》
29、彪悍的人生是不需要解释的！
30、我爸面对我发胖一事发表了看法：没有韩红的命，还得了韩红的病。 31、人永远不知道谁哪次不经意的跟你说了再见之后就真的再也不见了。32、猜一句英文：ababbbaaaaaabbbabaaaabbbbaabbbaaaaa？答案：long time no c 33、在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。
34、反正我这命老和他们算的不一样，不知道是他们没算对，还是我活错了。35、我们是平凡的人，我们也是特别的人，所以我们是特别平凡的人。
36、通往成功的道路，还在施工，所以记得戴好安全帽。
37、有些姑娘和房价一样，只有回过头来看才知道你当初没有下手是错的。 38、女为悦己者容，男为悦己者穷。
39、别跟我谈钱，伤感情；别跟我谈感情，伤钱。
40、
心有余而胃不足。
41、婚姻是爱情的坟墓，也就是说没有婚姻就是死无葬身之地。
42、法律规定：男人22岁才能结婚，可是18岁就能当兵。这说明了3个问题：一是杀人比做丈夫容易；二是过日子比打仗难；三是女人比敌人更难对付。
1、放下屠刀立地成佛的意思是，你放下屠刀的那一刻对方把你砍成两瓣儿了，然后就上西天成佛了。
2、也许似乎大概是，然而未必不见得。
3、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身? 4、牛人天天有，今天特别多。
5、我不跟猪摔跤有两个原因：首先这让我自己变得很脏，其次这让猪很高兴。 6、现代人的生活状态：上今天的班，睡昨天的觉，花明天的钱。
7、突然感觉，吃了这么多肉都没长胖，太对不起那些死去的小猪，小鸡，小鸭们了。 8、荡气回肠，消化不良。
9、苹果最光辉的一刻就是砸在牛顿头上！
10、吃，我所欲也，瘦，亦我所欲也，二者不可得兼，我了个去也。
11、我喝水只喝纯净水，牛奶只喝纯牛奶，所以我很单纯。
12、我觉得打电话挺好的，这样说的每句话都是值钱的。
13、笑只是个表情，与快乐无关。
14、不吃饭的女人这世上也许还有好几个，不吃醋的女人却连一个也没有。 15、天会黑，人会变，3分情7分骗。
16、当男人遇见女人，从此只有纪念日，没有独立日。
17、如果你想得到从未拥有过的东西，那么你必须去做从未做过的事情。
18、铁公鸡还会留点铁锈呢，你根本就是个不锈钢公鸡！
19、每个人出生的时候都是原创，可悲的是，很多人渐渐都成了盗版！
20、不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子，可你连脑子都没有。 21、英雄难过美人关，可为什么我不是英雄，美人也不让我过去。
22、你说??你喜欢我？其实??我一开始??其实我也??唉～跟你直说了吧，其实我也挺喜欢我自己的。
23、你一出门，千山鸟飞绝，万径人踪灭。
24、完了，你也不理我了，我成狗不理了。
25、不吃得饱饱的，哪有力气减肥啊。
26、你的话，我连标点符号都不信。
27、人生就像一道多项选择题，困扰你的，往往是众多的选项，而不是题目本身。 28、会当凌绝顶，一览众山我最小。.
29、俩农夫吹牛——“俺们农场的鸡，吃的都是茶叶，下的全是茶叶蛋” ， “有嘛啊，咱农场给鸡吃钱包，让它下荷包蛋?”
30、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了!
31、我这人不太懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。
32、人生自古谁无屎，哪个拉屎不用纸!
33、脱了衣服你是禽兽，穿上衣服你就是衣冠禽兽。
34、人干点好事儿总想让鬼神知道，干点坏事儿总以为鬼神不知道，我们让鬼神太为难了。
35、智力测验就是要看到底笨到什么程度。
36、名花虽有主，我来松松土！
37、宁愿相信世间有鬼，也不相信你那张破嘴！
38、我总在牛a与牛c之间徘徊。
39、出问题先从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力 。
40、都说男人有钱就变坏，我都当了二十多年的好人了！
41、总有一天你的名字会出现在我家的户口本上 !
1、三过女厕所而不入。
2、别老看av，你也不看看键盘上，字母a和v后面分别是什么。
3、我们看的什么电视，到最后男女主角结婚了，电视就大结局了，这说明啥？说明：只要一结婚，后面就没戏了。
4、用2b形容你，人家铅笔不乐意。
5、眼保健操：(→_→)( ↑ _ ↑ )(←_←)( ↓ _ ↓ )(→_←)( ↑ _ ↓ ) (←_→)( ↓ _ ↑ ) ！！！！！
6、刚刚接到女朋友的短信，她说要跟我分手，当我在伤心地时候，她又发来了短信：“对不起，发错了”，现在我是真正地伤心了。←_←
7、考英语六级，上联：学生证准考证身份证证证没带，下联：听力题阅读题作文题题题不会。横批：重在参与！
8、社会很单纯，复杂的是人。
9、我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢。
篇三：展现幽默的话语55条1
展现幽默的话语55条（附点评）-聊天技巧
1．mm：你有没有信仰？gg：你问我有没有宗教信仰，自恋算不算？
2．别拿你的木马，挑战我的密码。
3．别回头，哥恋的只是你的背影。（暗示背影杀，比较猛的打压）
4．一脸的虚假繁荣。
5．我很丑，但我也不准备温柔。
6．孩子，人傻不能复生。（拍着姑娘的头，轻轻的说，很有杀伤力）
7．让我看看你那温柔的獠牙。（推中有拉。）
8．我是个哑巴，平时说话都是伪装的。（再有mm说你挺能说的嘛，怎么回答，不说第二遍。）
9．我免礼，你去净身吧。（出自免礼平身）
10．你这种说话方式在修辞学里叫做“扯”。（同志们，流氓不可怕就怕流氓有文化，蛋不仅要扯，也要扯出文化。）
11．你踩我的脚没事，可别踩我的鞋呀！（头可断，血可流，皮鞋不能不擦油。）
13．现在你骂我，是因为你还不了解我，等到以后你了解了我??你一定会动手打我的。
14．当时间和耐心都已经变为奢侈，我们只能靠星座了解彼此。（mm要说星座，给她顶回去，星座——丧尽天良的借口。）
15．你太矮了！借你望远镜吧，再看清楚点，我不帅吗？
16．等我有钱了，我就买一辆公交车，专门走公交专用车道，专门停在公交车站，等有人想上车了，我就说：“对不起，这是私家车。”（让女孩和你一起坐公交车也感到快乐幸福。）
17．如果这都不算爱，那我宁愿卖白菜。
18．女人不要以为长得好就可以不读书，男人不要以为书读的好就可以长得难看。（对付自以为漂亮的女生。）
19．旁人总是看到我们幸福得牵手，其实真相的是：一旦我放开手，她就会跑去买东西。
20．养鱼挺麻烦的，每周要换一次水，我经常忘记。后来就只好每周换一次鱼了。
21.这么笨，本来不打算要你了的，但谁让我们这么合拍呢，也就勉勉强强地接受吧。
22.你好色喔，我侄女听了都会害羞的。
23.哇、你好聪明啊、最少也（幼儿园）大班了吧，要不我送你一psp开发开发智力？
24.乖喔、不然就不喜欢你了~
25.??对啊、要不怎么能降服你呢、
26.（晚上手机聊天）来人呐...来人呐...朕要更衣、怎么没人侍寝室~
27.能和我聊聊天啊说说话啊是你的荣幸、你想、再等几年我出名了、你和别人说“我以前和xx（你的名字）可熟啦”、多有面子啊是不是~
28.帅哥精品、源自xx（冷爱的招牌、个人来说特喜欢）
29.我警告你啊别勾引我、我可是出了名的正人君子?
我警告你啊别用你那迷人加暧昧的眼神勾引我，我可是咱这片出了名的正人君子中最好色的（加强版）
30.（你不小心说错话或做错事后）智者千虑、必有一失、
31.你今天怎么一个人啊？（别小看这句话！）
32.奖你点什么好呢？??这样吧、第一、被你亲一下；第二、亲你一下、
33.啊、你这么说不是想让我负责吧、就这样讹上我了？
34.哎、不行、我不放心、老担心你打我主意??
35.梦中有醉、身外无心、岂是而等凡夫俗子可以体会！（mm骂你能睡）
36.哇~我刚正好梦见一美女、结果叫你吵醒了??我恨你??你赔我！
37.??我看你凑合着还成、将就将就你吧、
38.小姑娘家家、怎么这么不害羞啊、我侄女听了都会羞的（和上面那个有重复、选择使用）
39.（搭讪后）今天有没有吓着你啊？??那就好、不过你还得感谢我呢、我给你创造了那么好一个树立自信的机会~
40.你虽然很漂亮、但不是我喜欢的类型。
41.现在的美女啊都欠着三条命：背后迷死人、正面吓死人、开口噎死人
42.我不嫌你xx的喔~
43.（mm说你自恋）不是自恋、而是事实。
44.你虽然没有猪的形象、但你有猪的气质！
45.mm逼问我的时候，我会说：我不说，我坚决不说，当年满清十大酷刑面前我都没吭一声，所以不上美人计你甭想让我开口。
（接着话题后续）哎。追忆起当年被酷刑逼供，看见刑具就晕过去了，所以一声都没吭。 像我这样的男人，你打着灯笼在公厕里找一宿你也找不到。（嘎、这是下面一哥们的回帖、感觉不错就拿来了）
46.世人皆只看到我放荡不羁的外表、谁又能体会到我炽热而赤诚的内心！
47我考考你啊~.猪屁股上的一滴水、打一歌名~。。。答案是《留着泪的你的眼》 48（聊起朋友时）
我：我们上高中的时候、班长是女生、特讨人厌、什么都管、有点事就告诉我们班主任 mm：好像挺多那样的
我:恩、班上有一哥们和她最好、我们就想了个法子、
篇三：唯美文艺句子吧
1、羽翼之下的景致，再美，都是一刹那的流逝，瞬间经历太多，便会失去永恒。
2、回忆如同破碎的琉璃，粉碎在明媚的幽蓝里。
3、我要的一定是圆满的句号，华丽的收稍，是私城的重建，盛锦的重妍，是花谢复花开的心安与必然。
4、阳光明媚，岁月静好，你还未来，我怎敢老去？
5、聚与散的困惑，风与雨的飘摇，幸福的小调荡漾在我们心间，思绪在流淌，世世年年。
6、沉淀的午夜中渗出暗紫色，大风把光团吹成散乱的线。
7、记忆像烧断的胶片，蒙尘、划痕。在闭上双眼后逐渐拼贴出忘却已久的画轴。
8、我转过身去，看你微笑的那个方向。我以为隔着一道心墙，我还能够看见。
9、很多的人匆忙来去，很多的人对我的眼泪好奇，很多的过去始终过不去。
10、透过心里的那道墙，你的影子变黑白，腕上的爱情珠子空落，我终于看不见你的方向。
11、你说，风起的时候我们还要一起走过。如果我的白裙子会说话，你猜错它会说些什么。爱情如 果这般纯白。亲爱的，你猜我该是多么欣喜。
12、闭上眼，风摇起宿醉的记忆。
13、将千年的孤寂扣进背包，一路风雨兼程。
14、一泓清泉倒映一篓似水年华，沉淀一个纯粹的过往。
15、水天一色，折射出一个没有风雨云烟的天堂。一米阳光，写下诗情画意，清风入梦。
16、予独爱世间三物。昼之日，夜之月，汝之永恒。
17、流年里，若有一个人，在你的生命中，烟花般绚烂过，流星般璀璨过，纵使隔了沧海桑田，却可在魂梦里呼唤，可在文字里想念，这，又何尝不是一种温暖？
18、泪般清澈的湖，倒映我梦中谁的脸。
1.i love three things in this world. sun, moon and you. sun for morning, moon for night , and you forever.予独爱世间三物。昼之日，夜之月，汝之永恒。
2.life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
生活教会我们，爱并不在于长久地凝视，而在于眺望远方同一方向的希望。
3.life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain.生活不是等待暴风雨过境，而是学会在雨中跳出最美的舞姿。
4.you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
5.if living on the earth is a mission from the lord… living with you is the award of the lord…如果活着，是上帝赋予我最大的使命，那么活者有你，将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐……
6.do you understand the feeling of missing someone? it is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
7.in such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you.在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。
8.for our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom i miss so much.一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。
9.it is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can’t be expressed with any choice of words.想你，
是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
10.you and i remains the same in different time, at different places,among different people; time is changing, space is changing and everything is changing except my miss to you!不同的时间，不同的地点，不同的人群，相同的只有你和我；时间在变，空间在变，不变的只有对你无限的思念！
11.coffee is lonely without cups just as i am lonely without you.没有杯子……咖啡是寂寞的……没有你……我是孤独的……
12.my heart beats for you every day. i am inspired by you every minute, and i worry about you every second. it is wonderful to have you in my life.每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。
13.no matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美.
14.love is a carefully designed lie.爱情是一个精心设计的谎言.
15.promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover.承诺常常很像蝴蝶,美丽的飞盘旋然后不见
16.fading is true while flowering is past凋谢是真实的,盛开只是一种过去
18.love ,promised between the fingers.finger rift,twisted in the love爱情…在指缝间承诺 指缝….在爱情下交缠.
19.if you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars如果你
为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错过群星了
20.to feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing,when all the romance is far away,the eternity is always there.感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然
21.if we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then i wish we had never encountered .如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇.
21.i would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix?宁愿笑著流泪,也不愿哭著说后悔 心碎了,还需再补吗？
22.there are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away.雁过无痕。
23.when a cigar falls in love with a match，its destined to be hurt.有些爱从一开始就注定会受伤。
24.only when our eyes have been washed by tears, can we have a broader field of vision. 只有泪水洗过的眼睛,才有更开阔的视野。
25.to love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.为了被爱而爱是人性，而为爱而爱是神性。
26. every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune.一寸光阴一寸金，寸金难买寸光阴。
27.maybe god wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, youl will be thankful. 也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。
28.a boy will make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. a girl will make you think she doesnt love you, when she really does. ------ 很多时候，男人会让你
觉得他爱上了你，其实他真没有；而女人会让你觉得她不可能会爱上你，结果她却动了心。
29.love is when you find someone better, yet you stay with the same person you promised to spend forever with——爱情就是当遇到一个更好的人，却依然和那个曾发誓与其共度一生的人在昨天。篇三：很短_很文艺_很唯美的英文句子
1.i love three things in this world. sun, moon and you. sun for morning, moon for night , and you forever.予独爱世间三物。昼之日，夜之月，汝之永恒。
2.life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
生活教会我们，爱并不在于长久地凝视，而在于眺望远方同一方向的希望。
3.life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain.生活不是等待暴风雨过境，而是学会在雨中跳出最美的舞姿。
4.you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
5.if living on the earth is a mission from the lord… living with you is the award of the lord…如果活着，是上帝赋予我最大的使命，那么活者有你，将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐……
6.do you understand the feeling of missing someone? it is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
7.in such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you.在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。
8.for our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom i miss so much.一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。
9.it is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can’t be expressed with any choice of words.想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
10.you and i remains the same in different time, at different places,among different people; time is changing, space is changing and everything is changing except my miss to you!不同的时间，不同的地点，不同的人群，相同的只有你和我；时间在变，空间在变，不变的只有对你无限的思念！
11.coffee is lonely without cups just as i am lonely without you.没有杯子……咖啡是寂寞的……没有你……我是孤独的……
12.my heart beats for you every day. i am inspired by you every minute, and i worry about you every second. it is wonderful to have you in my life.每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。
13.no matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美.
14.love is a carefully designed lie.爱情是一个精心设计的谎言.
15.promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover.承诺常常很像蝴蝶,美丽的飞盘旋然后不见
16.fading is true while flowering is past凋谢是真实的,盛开只是一种过去
18.love ,promised between the fingers.finger rift,twisted in the love爱情…在指缝间承诺 指缝….在爱情下交缠.
19.if you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars如果你
为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了
20.to feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing,when all the romance is far away,the eternity is always there.感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然
21.if we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then i wish we had never encountered .如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇.
21.i would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix?宁愿笑著流泪,也不愿哭著说后悔 心碎了,还需再补吗？
22.there are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away.雁过无痕。
23.when a cigar falls in love with a match，its destined to be hurt.有些爱从一开始就注定会受伤。
24.only when our eyes have been washed by tears, can we have a broader field of vision. 只有泪水洗过的眼睛,才有更开阔的视野。
25.to love for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.为了被爱而爱是人性，而为爱而爱是神性。
26. every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune.一寸光阴一寸金，寸金难买寸光阴。
27.maybe god wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, youl will be thankful. 也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。
28.a boy will make you think he loves you, but he really doesnt. a girl will make you think she doesnt love you, when she really does. ------ 很多时候，男人会让你觉得他爱上了你，其实他真没有；而女人会让你觉得她不可能会爱上你，结果她却动了心。
29.love is when you find someone better, yet you stay with the same person you promised to spend forever with——爱情就是当遇到一个更好的人，却依然和那个曾发誓与其共度一生的人在昨天。
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