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篇一:英语课堂小笑话集

英语课堂小笑话

英语笑话(一)

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢?

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.

怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了。

英语笑话(二)

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

-- 墓地守墓人。

英语笑话(三)

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”

英语笑话(四)my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人:哦,

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”

英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

给我那个打赢的吧

-- 服务员,

这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。

-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧。

英语笑话(六)The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。

英语笑话故事

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!” Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生。”那小男孩说。 学英语笑话(由天河区体育东路小学苏珊老师转载)

一则: 一个初中生的英语笔记:爸死(bus )、爷死(yes)、哥死(girls)、妹死(Miss)、死光了 (school)。

二则: 上高中的时候,英语老师英文水平颇高,无奈汉语不佳。某日上课,老师讲解"独立结构",举一经典例句:"Our teacher comes into the classroom, book under arm." 然后翻译成中文:"老师进了教室,胯下夹 着一本书。"顿时课堂上狂笑不已。

三则: 上初中时,英文老师讲到英文字词的词根:Landlord地主,是由land土地,lord主人,两部分组成的--"土地"+"主人"就是"地主".接着,老师又向大家提问:motherland是什么意思?"地主婆!"大家异口同声回答。 狂笑加强版

70年代学校里学英文,第一课是:Long Live Chairman Mao. 我等愚笨之辈第一次接触英文,背诵不 出,于是在英文下面加注,曰:狼来了牵着猫。

某男约某女晚上看电影,约定会面地点后,该男道:I no see you I no go, you no see me you no go, no see no go.

中文翻译为:我见不到你我不走, 你见不到我你别走, 不见不散!!!!

英语短篇笑话70篇Short Jokes

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The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Submitted by Bob Waldman

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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." Submitted by BH LEE

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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)

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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'

The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

Submitted by: Adriana Luchetti

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Submitted by Sean McLoughlin

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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Submitted by: Irene Pellegrini

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

Submitted by Marco Morales, Mexico

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?" Submitted by Steve

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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"

Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Submitted by Miguel de Paco Moltó

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篇二:英语教学中巧用英语幽默笑话

英语教学中巧用英语幽默笑话

平远县城南中学 黄良仁

【摘要】 在英语教学中,巧用英语幽默笑话或妙趣的英语句子来教学,可以把英语课堂取得变“死”为“活”,变“枯燥呆板”为“生动有趣”,变“记不住”为“容易记”的奇效。因此,在英语教学中要学会巧妙运用英语幽默笑话,因为巧用英语幽默笑话,可以与学生建立起和谐融洽的师生关系,活跃课堂气氛,提高英语教学效果,增强学生克服学习英语困难的勇气,在语音、语法、词汇等教学时,巧用英语幽默笑话能帮助学生更容易理解掌握相关的英语知识。

【关键词】 教学巧用 幽默笑话奇效

在多年山区英语教学的体会中我发现巧用英语幽默笑话对山区学生学习英语是非常有用和最为重要的,如果教师能在英语课堂教学中巧用各种英语幽默笑话,它们将在活跃课堂气氛、提高课堂效率、激发学生的积极性以及增强学生与教师之间的互动等方面起到积极推进的作用。因此在平时的英语教学中,巧用英语幽默笑话或妙趣的英语句子来教学,可以达到将英语课堂变“死”为“活”,变“枯燥呆板”为“生动有趣”,变“记不住”为“容易记”的奇效。

我们知道,由于受环境、条件等原因影响,近年来山区英语的教学一直是教师和学生头疼的大事,教师怕教不好,学生怕学不了,本应生动有趣的语言课堂已变得枯燥乏味,如果此时教师只是板着脸,不具备巧妙运用英语幽默笑话的能力,那么学生学起来就更加的被

动,甚至放弃。因此,在英语教学中要学会巧妙运用英语幽默笑话,这样可以给我们的教学工作增加许多趣味,并帮助集中学生的注意力,让学生在轻松愉快的氛围中不知不觉学好英语。

一、英语幽默笑话可以与学生建立起和谐融洽的师生关系

英语幽默笑话有极强的亲和力,它不仅可以消除彼此的紧张感,而且可以克服学生的恐惧感,拉近教学双方的距离,使学生产生一种愿意学、乐于学的强烈心里,在愉快的氛围中完成教学目标和任务。上课时,教师可结合本节课要学到的内容,先向学生讲一个相关的英语幽默笑话,激发学生的听课激情,让学生在愉快中掌握了相关的英语知识。例如,在讲短语make sb. in the family way与make sb. in a family way时,我讲了如下一则笑话,帮助学生掌握了它们之间的的差异:“一个略懂英语的法国姑娘去英语国朋友家作客,主人是一对夫妇,他们热情地款待了来客,这位姑娘感激不尽,临别时,这姑娘说:Thank you, you made me in the family way.听了这话,主人面面相觑。”通过我的解释,学生在笑声中领悟了“笑因”之所在,并牢牢记住make sb. in the family way(怀孕)与make sb. in a family way(宾至如归)之间的差异。

二、幽默笑话可以增强学生克服学习英语困难的勇气

在英语教学听、说、读、写四大能力的培养中,学生感到较难的是“说”。因为在英语教学中,学生除了在课堂上“说”英语之外,学校、家庭、社会等周边环境很难再提供给他们说英语的环境,更主要的是初中学生已经有强烈的自尊心,“听”不懂几句、“读”不出几

句、“写”错几句,还不至于当众出丑,一旦在大庭广众下“说”错了一句英语很有可能就会引起哄堂大笑。所以,“说”难。因此,教师要巧用英语幽默笑话,在幽默笑话中纠正学生的错误,这样,学生就不会感到难堪,反而会在微笑的鼓励下敢于说英语,从而不断取得进步。尤其是面对基础差的学生,这部分学生本身就有自卑感,觉得英语特别难学,无从下手,如果总看到老师对自己瞪大眼睛或一副无药可救的表情,很可能导致这部分学生产生厌学情绪,形成恶性循环。所以,要求教师巧用英语幽默笑话去上好每一节课,让每个学生在听英语幽默笑话中掌握相关的英语知识。例如在讲同音异义词时,我用了一个这样的英语幽默笑话帮助学生记忆:“一个中国人在法国飞机场问一个英国人飞机几点起飞,那个英国人用英语回答:/from two to two to two two/,而中国人听不懂,因此,他又去问一个美国人,这位美国人说:He says the plane will take off from two to two ,too(也就是说飞机将从两点差两分到两点过两分起飞)”可这个中国人仍听不懂。通过这个幽默笑话,学生很容易就掌握了同音异义词to, two, too。

三、巧用英语幽默笑话可以活跃课堂气氛,提高英语教学效果 在英语教学中,教师应多给学生营造轻松、活跃的课堂气氛,使他们处于最佳学习状态。山区学生最容易忽视英语语音的重要性,教师若一味的苦口婆心地说教,说英语语音是如何如何重要,效果是不明显的,多年的山区教学中,我都根据山区学生的实际,运用如下英语幽默笑话给学生以启迪,让课堂活跃起来,使他们在活跃的气氛中

很容易掌握了语音知识,提高了英语课堂教学效果。例如:“中国有个学生到美国留学,一天,他对美国朋友说,‘I’m going to the sea to ’(我准备到海边去死。)朋友感到莫名其妙,忙问其故,经多番努力,才弄清他的朋友想‘今天去海边’(I’m going to the sea today.)”;再如:“从前,在英国一个很正式的场合,一位法国先生介绍自己及夫人时用英语说:‘I’m dirty, and my wife is dirty, too.’在场的人哄堂大笑,弄得这位先生十分尴尬,他本想说:‘I’m thirty, and my wife is ’(我三十岁,我妻子三十二岁,因为他把/⊙/读成/d/了,因此使人认为‘我脏,我妻子也很脏’)”。后经老师一解释,学生马上大笑了起来,从而激发了学生的兴趣,活跃了课堂气氛,学生在愉悦中学到了知识,在欢乐中提高了能力。因此,这样的教学气氛,已从单纯的主体教学,变成了教与学双方主体的互动,是寓教于乐,既活跃了课堂气氛,又提高了英语教学效果,达到事半功倍的教学目的。

四、巧用英语幽默笑话能帮助学生更容易掌握所学知识

课堂上单纯的罗列单词或者词汇的意义很难让学生有深刻的理解和记忆,而英语幽默笑话中这种例子却不胜枚举,如:“Is a chicken big enough to eat when it’s too weeks old?” asked the farmer’s son. “Of course not,” said the farmer. “Then how does it manager to live?”这个笑话中,eat 不再是通常“吃”的意思,而表示“给自己找吃的”。 这样的英语幽默笑话在教学中使用时,学生一开始还不太理解,当教师提示或者讲解后,学生在笑了的同时还学会了词汇,有助于他们记忆和思考,也有助于学生在自学时主动寻找规律归纳记忆,更有助于

课堂气氛和学生学习积极性的培养。

总之,巧妙地运用英语幽默笑话进行教学有助于化难为易,学生的学习效果不仅与智力水平和学习方法有关,还同心理状态有关。人在心情愉快时,感知敏锐,想象力活跃,记忆牢固,知识更容易掌握。而英语幽默笑话教学就是风趣地思考和表述问题,使学生的学习情绪处于良好愉悦的状态。其次,巧用英语幽默笑话可使师生距离缩小,使课堂气氛自然,让学生在轻松愉快的氛围中不知不觉学好英语,在谈笑风生中实现教学目标。

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篇三:小学英语课堂用语100句

100句英语:

1 Let’s get ready for class. 准备上课。

2 I’m sorry I’m late. /Excuse me for coming late. 对不起,我迟到了。

3 Please come earlier next time. 下次请早点到。

4 Class begins. 上课。

5 Who’s on duty today? 今天谁值日?

6 Is everyone here? 都到齐了吗?

7 Who’s absent today? 今天谁没来?

8 What day is today? 今天是星期几?

9 What’s the date today? 今天是几号?

10 Li Hong, have you collected all the exercise-books? 李红,作业本都收齐了吗?

11 Here are your exercise-books. Please hand them out. 这是练习本,请发下去。

12 Monitor, would you please fetch some chalk for me? 班长,能帮我去拿些粉笔来吗?

13 Open your books, please. 请翻开书。

14 please turn to Page 12. 请翻开书到12页。

15 Please take out your notebooks/exercise books. 请拿出笔记本/练习本。

16 No more talking, please. 请安静。

17 Attention, please. 请注意。

18 Let’s have a dictation. 让我们来听写。

19 We’re going to have a new lesson today. 今天我们要上新课。

20 First let’s have a revision. 首先我们复习一下。

21 Who can answer this question? 谁能回答这个问题?

22 Do you have any questions? 你们有问题吗?

24 Let me see. 让我看看/想想。

25 Put up your hands if you have any questions. 如果有问题请举手。

26 Raise your hands, please. 请举手。

27 Hands down. 把手放下。

28 Repeat after me/Follow me. 跟我读。

29 Listen to me, please. 请听我说。

30 Look at the blackboard/screen, please. 请看黑板/屏幕。

31 All eyes on me, please. 请都看着我。

32 Can you solve this problem? 能做出这道题吗?

33 Let’s read it together. Ready, go! 大家齐声朗读,预备,起。

34 Read slowly and clearly. 读慢一点,清楚一点。

35 Who wants to try? 谁想试一试?

36 Who wants to do it on the blackboard? 谁愿意到黑板上来做?

37 Are you through? 做完了吗?

38 Have you finished? 做完了吗?

39 You did a very good job. 做得不错。

40 Very good./Good try./ Well done! 完成得不错。

41 Terrific!/ Wonderful! / Excellent! 很棒!

42 Please give him (her) a big hand. 请给他/她一些掌声。

43 Can you follow me? 能跟上吗?

44 Do you understand? 你听懂了吗?

45 Don’t be nervous. 不要紧张。

46 Any one can help him/ her? 谁来帮他/她一下?

47 Any volunteers? 谁自愿回答?

48 I beg your pardon? 对不起,能再说一遍吗?

49 Take it easy. 请放心/别紧张。

50 Be brave / active, please. 请勇敢/主动些。

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小学英语课堂用语100句(二)

51 Who wants to try? 谁来试试?

52 Come up to the front, please. 请到前面来。

53 Go back to your seat, please. 请回座位。

54 Come on. You can do it. 来吧!你能做到的。

55 Come on, you’re almost there. 来吧!你快(做/答)对了。

56 I’ll give you a clue (hint). 我给你一些提示。

57 You can do it this way. 你可以这样来做。

58 Let’s play a game. 让我们玩个游戏。

59 Are you tired? Let’s take a break. 累了吗?休息一下。

60 Look up the word in the dictionary. 在字典里查这个词。

61 Take notes, please. 请作笔记

62 Are you clear ? 明白了吗?

63 Is that right /correct? 那个正确吗? 原文链接:

64 Can you find the mistakes? 你能找出错误吗?

65 Do you know how to correct the mistakes? 你知道怎么改错吗?

66 Are you ready? 准备好了吗?

67 Can you guess it? 能猜猜吗?

68 Yes, You’re right. 对,你对了。

69 I’m sorry. Can you say that again? 对不起,能再说一遍吗?

70 Take your time. 慢慢来。

71 Use your head. 动动脑筋。

72 Good idea! That makes sense. 好主意。有道理。

73 Whose turn is it? 轮到谁了?

74 Now you’re going to read one by one. 现在你们依次朗读。

75 Who’s next? 接下来是谁?

76 You’re next. 接下来是你。

77 It’s your turn. 轮到你了。

78 Just hands. No voices. 不要说,请举手。

79 Do it on your own. 自己做。

80 From the very beginning. 从头开始。
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